Blood, sweat and tears
2005-08-22
i survived my cousin's birthday party with a few bruises and acheing legs
We got there and me and my brother followed my granny because she knew where the beach hut was.
I went on the beach and decided to go in the sea...we were joinrd by my parents. Me , john, joe, katie, rosie and my mum and dad went in the sea. Because none of my cousins can swim, i decided to do a crappy impersonation of baywatch by running into the water and diving in so soon as possible but all it resulted in was my surfacing and going 'shit its cold.'
But i wasnt to bad once you were in, the air was cold around the sea so you just had to keep in the water. My uncle stephen came in and he was being woosy and paddling in. Johna nd joe buggered off so me, rosie and katie random surfed the waves.
I was getting cold so me and rosie decided to sun bathe.
I only had two hours sleep last nite so i was nackered. Me and rosie were trying to relax while blood katie was figiting and throwing sand on my back the bitch. So i moved away from her and she followed me. Rosie and i were moody and were close to hiting her but tea time saved her...only just.
It was a bbq and bits and bobs, i ate all i cud and sat with katie...NOOOOOOO
Anyway...after tea we played crcket...an even bigger NOOOOO
i was so nbored that i ignored the ball when it came to me. When i was bowling...my extrememyl competitive uncle stephen says to me 'your suppose to aim at the person ant the other and.' i glared at him eveilily then i threw the ball...hitting the wicket...he looked at me l;ike i was fluking i just said 'actually you're supposed to aim at the wickets...which i did.' his competitiveness used to make me end in tears because he'll insult anyone who getting in his way.
at the end of that we played french cricket...much more interesting.
Sally and i didnt catch anything because we are they only ones who HATE sport.
we ate some pudding and the men were being extremely sexist says that women wre sueless. So, sally, mum, rosie and me...katie tagged along decided to prove who is the stronger sex.
We challenged the men to a game, boys vs grils. the ame was fottba; frisbee..later rugby frisbee.
Sally whispered to me...'be as vicous as you can'
So when my cousin sam got the frisbee and ran to him and rugby tackle d him...hehe
this started of a game of blood, sweat and tears...tears from katie that is. I was runnnig after the frisbee..sam chasing me when we both feel in his hole in rhe sand...i got a mouthful of sand...eeww. I had i stuck under my brace so i had this crunchy mouth.
the women were out of hand by now so we all retreated to the cake.
Katie 'bruised her finger' and she was CRYING. She ran to her mummy to say how mean and bruttally ee beat her up. all she did was fall over and bent her finger back.
She was incredibly moody when she blew out the candles. Me and my cousins were moody because she was such a bitch.
Well...we went home...covred in sand.
i got my last ever party bag!!! YAY