Shopping turns into HELL
2005-08-31
today we went shopping at castlepoint to buy school stuff, how enjoyable. We had to buy the stationary first, which is of course in WHSmith. My brother bought this huge art box for £34 but i did have everything for us. i bought the usual, ruler, glue, pencils but NO PENS gaaah
i as straving so me and mum went to buy a sandwich from m&s my sandwich wass scummy. I also had a smoothie...not like thats interesting O_o
next school trousers, none in h & m who usually sell suit stuff so itried New Look. i thought that it would be full of chav clothes but instead it was brimming with wonderful grunge clothes!!! YAY
i bought a super cool jacket that is styled from the american civil war...yeh no with the buttons.
i also bought school trousers there...just the usual boring black not like black's boring but yeh get me.
next virgin megastores but wot i bought is private cuz of a certain person listening in :P just two words that mean so much in my tired ol' life.
i need to by trousers for dance and the only shops for them is....sport shops.
yes the horror of pikey clothing is enough to wrech my nightmares. so i quickly walked in...found nothing and walked out.
Unfortunately that wasnt good enough oh no...so its JJBs
i walked in the nightmarish shop of hell and saw...pink
EEEEEEEEK
i found some dance trouser but too big.
next shop was the worst!!!! Sports world.
Me and john walked in and immediately we wished that we never walked in their. Chavs at all angles, burbery, lonsdale...let me vomit!
we were there for alf an hour because thequeue was huge...my brother was buying some golfing shoes.
Even death seemed nice and gentle compared to that ruddy shop. I was drained...all my alternate pride vanished as i was glared at by fat, ugly cows who looked pregnant!!
FREEDOM!! we yelled as we ran out from hell. my mum wanted to go to matalan for my brother...oh hell no. i was so bored that even the pictures of men in underwear didnt catch my attention...well ok they did but shhh. i wondered around...being watched by a chav and his parents eyeing me. fuck them
at last...home sweet home...not yet the car journey.....now home!!!
i survived the HQ of chavdom which im afraid is hell on earth so i fyou ever go there you're in for pink and sports rolled into hair.
jess